Fitness Reframers Pillows

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Exercising

Yoga with Baby

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Exercise Bars

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Reasonableman

Sisyphus during Covid

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...