Framer Mugs

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Who cuts your mattes?"

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"It was him"

"I've never worked at a picture gallery before..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

'No,he isn't our founder. The picture came with the frame.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"But is it..?"

Artists without borders.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Portrait Gallery

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

I always frame yours, J.B.

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

"Dad, not now!"

Tongue 'Depressors'

'I like the frame.'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

ARcTic

Academy Pencillings.

What They Brought to the Table

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."