Frozen Feast Fanatic Pillows

Cryogenic Cookery

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A Christmas tree self portrait

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."