Frozen Feast Fanatic Prints

Cryogenic Cookery

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

The other days of the year...

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'