Tiny Food Fan Pillows

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Pop up hell

101 Placenta Recipes

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Impossicle.

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"