Tiny Farmer Fan Pillows

Hydroponic Gardening

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Show and Tell.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.