Shipping Mishap Admirer Pillows

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

'Petersen, you're fired!'

It's an ill wind.

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

Pulling the Anchor Out

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Irony on the Titanic.

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

"Dang! One of us in the wrong cliche!"

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

'If you really cared about me, you'll swim back to the boat and get my bottle of wine.'

My problems

'It's poison oak!'

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

The deck of a Clyde steamer

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

Shipwrecked Couple