Ship Admirers Pillows

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishing Boat Derby

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

One of a kind.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

Pregnant

'Say it. Don't spray it.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.