Historical Ships Admirer Pillows

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Posh Easter Egg

The Kali De Milo.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

A meeting on the pier

Teddy Roosevelt

God save the Queen.

Antiques

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

The days before television

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Martin Folkes Esq.

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Time Smoking a Picture.

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."

Olaf Scholz and Vladimir Putin