Historical Ships Admirer Gifts

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Kali De Milo.

Posh Easter Egg

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

A meeting on the pier

Teddy Roosevelt

God save the Queen.

Antiques

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

The days before television

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Time Smoking a Picture.

Martin Folkes Esq.

'On my shoulder, stupid!'

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."