Ship Admirers Prints

'I understand he's one captain who still goes down.. and I don't mean with his ship.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishing Boat Derby

"Krill, baby, krill."

A meeting on the pier

God save the Queen.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

One of a kind.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Say it. Don't spray it.'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.