Marriage Mishap Admirer Pillows

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Love Birds love just being together

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Alligator Bars

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Hats and Greetings

"I think I'm falling in love."

Snowman Romance

Tosca

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

Blarney Stone Romance

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"Why don't you try walking it off?"

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

Snow White

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

"It's truly remarkable, Louis, thirty-seven years next Tuesday and never a cross word between us."

Stage Realism

"You might want to take this. It's your wife."

Wedding Car

JUST MARRIED (Just not in the eyes of his church).

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Falls In Love

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50