Marriage Mishap Admirer Pillows

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Love Birds love just being together

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Alligator Bars

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Hats and Greetings

Snowman Romance

Tosca

"I think I'm falling in love."

Blarney Stone Romance

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

Snow White

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Stage Realism

Wedding Car

"It's truly remarkable, Louis, thirty-seven years next Tuesday and never a cross word between us."

JUST MARRIED (Just not in the eyes of his church).

Just chillin...

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50