Mistake Admirer Pillows

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Elusive Shadow.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

Magician Playing Golf.

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Alligator Bars

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'