Mistake Admirer Pillows

"I said build me an ARK!"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Elusive Shadow.

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Magician Playing Golf.

Paul Daniels.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Alligator Bars