Mail Appreciator Pillows

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

You've Got Mail

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Sue Perkins

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

In 5 Years...

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

'It's unto thee.'

Postes Modernes

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.