Message Aficionado Mugs

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Extreme miming"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

Roads with a view.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."