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Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Extreme miming"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."