Greeting Aficionado T-Shirts

Beyond meet

Hello!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Valentine Day

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Outré or simply bad?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'You're no Pollock.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Free love