Greeting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Welcome to the Team

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."