Greeting Enthusiast Gifts

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Welcome to the Team

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Sunrise and Sunset

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'