Prophetic Message Lover Mugs

The End is Near.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The end is near.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Drawing on an island.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Religious Speech

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"Covid again!"

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

Son, when life gives you to someone, run, because it's not going to end well. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-04-04).

I have seen the future...

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

Prehistoric Bird - early bird catching the worm

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.