Text Message Lover Pillows

"....You're the guy on all my texts my wife sends me!"

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

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