Texting Romantic Pillows

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Modern Novel.

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

WTF?

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'