Texting Critic Pillows

"The texting adds to the authenticity."

The end of grammar & spelling is near.

Hey, hey, hey! Eyes up, both hands forward, pal! Driving-while-texting test.

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Oymoticons

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."