Texting Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of philosophical flair to any space with pillows that celebrate the art of thoughtful texting. Comfort and wit combine to make these a charming gift for your favorite thinker.

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"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else."

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else." mockup

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else." mockup

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else." mockup

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else." mockup

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else."

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Texting Monks. mockup

Texting Monks. mockup

Texting Monks. mockup

Texting Monks. mockup

Texting Monks.

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"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!" mockup

"At last! - A text from Godot!!" mockup

"At last! - A text from Godot!!" mockup

"At last! - A text from Godot!!" mockup

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

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"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

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"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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The Proust of Twitter

The Proust of Twitter mockup

The Proust of Twitter mockup

The Proust of Twitter mockup

The Proust of Twitter mockup

The Proust of Twitter

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"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet." mockup

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet." mockup

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet." mockup

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet." mockup

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

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Woman on the phone.

Woman on the phone. mockup

Woman on the phone. mockup

Woman on the phone. mockup

Woman on the phone. mockup

Woman on the phone.

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"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line." mockup

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line." mockup

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line." mockup

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line." mockup

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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Modern Portrait Gallery

Modern Portrait Gallery mockup

Modern Portrait Gallery mockup

Modern Portrait Gallery mockup

Modern Portrait Gallery mockup

Modern Portrait Gallery

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'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

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"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets." mockup

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets." mockup

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets." mockup

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets." mockup

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

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A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever. mockup

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever. mockup

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever. mockup

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever. mockup

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

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'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?' mockup

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

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"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

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'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

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Gawk

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'I blog, therefore I am.'

'I blog, therefore I am.' mockup

'I blog, therefore I am.' mockup

'I blog, therefore I am.' mockup

'I blog, therefore I am.' mockup

'I blog, therefore I am.'

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'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.' mockup

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

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'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?' mockup

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?' mockup

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?' mockup

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?' mockup

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

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"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?" mockup

"Are you busy or are you at work?" mockup

"Are you busy or are you at work?" mockup

"Are you busy or are you at work?" mockup

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

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'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To tweet or not to tweet...' mockup

'To tweet or not to tweet...' mockup

'To tweet or not to tweet...' mockup

'To tweet or not to tweet...' mockup

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

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I have a homepage, therefore I am.

I have a homepage, therefore I am. mockup

I have a homepage, therefore I am. mockup

I have a homepage, therefore I am. mockup

I have a homepage, therefore I am. mockup

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

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Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku mockup

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku mockup

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku mockup

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku mockup

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

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Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.' mockup

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.' mockup

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.' mockup

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.' mockup

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

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"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...." mockup

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...." mockup

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...." mockup

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...." mockup

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

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"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

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'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.' mockup

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.' mockup

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.' mockup

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.' mockup

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

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"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'" mockup

"To quote my broker, 'Past results are no guarantee of future performance.'"

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Texting Philosopher Pillows Collection

Texting Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs perfect for texting philosophers who love their coffee with a side of philosophy.

Texting Philosopher Prints

View our inspiring prints that celebrate the art of philosophical texting—perfect for decorating a study or a creative workspace.

Texting Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of clever t-shirts for those who enjoy blending humor with philosophical musings in their everyday style.