Text Message Philosophers Pillows

Add a playful touch to your décor with our text message philosopher pillows. Perfect for sparking smiles and conversations, these cushions celebrate sharp wit and modern wisdom.

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Polly txt speak

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"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?" mockup

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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Giving Things Up For Lent.

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'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?' mockup

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

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"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message." mockup

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

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'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.' mockup

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

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"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

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"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'" mockup

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

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Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction." mockup

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

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Romeo and Juliet 2.0

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Less than Ultimate Fighting.

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"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!" mockup

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

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"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...." mockup

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

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"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?" mockup

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

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'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

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Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL. mockup

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

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"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time." mockup

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

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'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?' mockup

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

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"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text." mockup

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

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Texting in the Gilded Age.

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'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.' mockup

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

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'I just got a hex message from Zelda.' mockup

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

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'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.' mockup

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

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'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.' mockup

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

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'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.' mockup

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

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News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX' mockup

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

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God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G." mockup

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

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Text/Subtext Message

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Text Message Philosophers Pillows Collection

Text Message Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the witty quotes and insights of text message philosophers — perfect for brightening your mornings or gifting to a humor-loving friend.

Text Message Philosophers Prints

Browse our selection of prints capturing the fun and philosophy of digital communication — perfect for decorating your home or office with a splash of wit.

Text Message Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts showcasing the clever and humorous take on modern philosophy by text message philosophers — ideal for fans of witty fashion statements.