Text Message Philosophers Gifts

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

Polly txt speak

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Hectare?

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination? I would, but I'm the person he's texting.

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"My programmer doesn't understand me."

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

Emoji Writer's Block