"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
Texting Skeptic Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the humor and charm of a texting skeptic? Explore our collection of thoughtfully designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that playfully celebrate those who prefer face-to-face conversations over endless screens. Perfect for sparking smiles and appreciation, these unique items make a great gift for anyone who values authentic interactions and has a witty sense of humor about modern communication.
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."
"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"
I.T. Fear
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
"Textin’"
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Computer Class.
The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism
The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'
OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Privacy
Social Networking.
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
How Grandma Sees the Remote
"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."
Dog Messages
"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"
Big Brother.
Diner is served
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
Texting Skeptic Gifts Collection
Texting Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for texting skeptics who appreciate humor and genuine connections—find a perfect cup today!
Texting Skeptic Pillows
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Texting Skeptic Prints
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Texting Skeptic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak their mind—witty and comfortable visuals for those who prefer real conversations over texts.