Texting Skeptic Mugs

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Textin’"

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Privacy

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Big Brother.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

Diner is served

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."