Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
Small Talk Skeptic Mugs
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Mall Talk
It's now 4:55 p.m. Don't take this personally, but we really have nothing to talk about for the next five minutes. Happy Hour: 5-7 p.m.
How are you? Small talk series Good! Good! Well...
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
Colin was enjoying the companionable silence....Alice was bored..
"Want me to skip all the boring details?"
Small Talk Lounge
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
What price beauty?
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
'And in conclusion...'
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
"The originator of the office birthday party."
"I find it a very good conversation starter."
Why are you here?
'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'
Dadonomics
Let's talk about the weather.
"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
"Lovely weather for it."
"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."
Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"He's surprisingly good at small talk."
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