Message Philosopher Gifts

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I know how you feel.'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'