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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I know how you feel.'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...