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"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Euripides

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

Robert Browning.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

Eugene O'Neill.

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

Eugene O'Neill

Ben Jonson

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.