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"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

John Masefield.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Euripides

To Be/Not To Be

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

Ben Jonson

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Robert Browning.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.'