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"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Henrik Ibsen,

Mime Baby

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

Samuel Beckett

"Practicing my hate-face."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."