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"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Henrik Ibsen,

Mime Baby

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Say when.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."