Dramatists T-Shirts

Henrik Ibsen,

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Samuel Beckett

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

An opera singer

Modern Day Hamlet.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Nikolai Gogol

Euripides

To Be/Not To Be