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"I get it! Expressionist theater uses abstraction as a means of conveying an emotion or idea."

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Mikado

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Mime Baby

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Censorship.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Quiet Quitting

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Censorship is killing free society.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Courtney Love

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.