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I love Wagner, Deal with it.

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Feel better, dear?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Who are you?

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Censorship is killing free society.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Bad Career Move

Quiet Quitting

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."