Message Musings Gifts

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Pull and all nighter...

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Not more junk mail!'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Letter to God

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

Uh-Oh...

'It's all been said already.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

Go Away Tee Shirt

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.