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Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

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Nun Binning the Devil

Jerry Lordan

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

"Quit whimpering."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

"Crap, I hit reply all."

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan