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Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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Nun Binning the Devil

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Jerry Lordan

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Quit whimpering."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'

"Crap, I hit reply all."

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.