Message Musings Pillows

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Pull and all nighter...

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Not more junk mail!'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Letter to God

"Here's another depressing song about me."

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

Uh-Oh...

'It's all been said already.'

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

"I'm trapped in the wrong ID number."

Go Away Tee Shirt

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.