Message Crafter Pillows

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Do it yourself books.

"He's an abstract artist."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Brain Power

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

New Years Reolutions

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Wooly mammoth

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

Life Drawing Class

Garden Art

Don't forget the netiquette

Octopus and Swordfish

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Why 25% of greeting card writers don't make the grade...

'I worked on that tweet for two hours. Turns out my follower is offline!'

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.