Love Crafter Pillows

Blacksmith heart

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Sculptor'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Wooly mammoth

A woman knits from a globe.

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'