Narrative Crafter Pillows

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Do it yourself books.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Wooly mammoth

Moog invented the blog.

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

A woman knits from a globe.

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.

Dangerous weapons.

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Best Seller'

"He's a nongraphic novelist."

Venus Fly Trap

"Homey Claus!"