Lovecraftian Lover Pillows

The call of Cthulhu is not really that scary after all.

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"This stool shall pass."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Horn of Leftovers

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Which one's yours?"

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Spider boy

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Media Darling.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Queen.

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house