Lovecraftian Lover Pillows

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

Horn of Leftovers

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Which one's yours?"

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

London map drawn from memory.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Musicians

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Spider boy

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Queen.

Media Darling.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Turkey Sandwich anyone?