Locust Lover Pillows

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

The Dandy

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

The USA...

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Adios Amoebas

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Hold on a second there, Roger; Ken's raised some very good points."

"I love you.''

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

The art of fishing.

Mean Sheriff.

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

'Shall I be moth?'

Saguaro Cacti.

Endangered Feces: Prune Juice

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

Cactus Water

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Supermoth

You had me at succulents!