Locust Lover Gifts

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"This stool shall pass."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

The Dandy

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

The USA...

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Adios Amoebas

"Hold on a second there, Roger; Ken's raised some very good points."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I love you.''

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Mean Sheriff.

The art of fishing.

'Shall I be moth?'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

Endangered Feces: Prune Juice

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

Cactus Water

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"My Favorite! How did you know?!"