Lox Lover Gifts

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Face painting.

"This stool shall pass."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

The Dandy

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Fetching some bread

Tee for Two!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

A mad scientist.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

'Our limo's here.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'