Lockdown Lover Gifts

Love in the time of Covid-19

"Three more weeks before I have to get home to Doris!"

Stay Home

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Coronavirus Romance

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

The Face Mask

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

2020 Panic Room

Pandemic playhouse.

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I've forgotten, are we social distancing, or have we had an argument?"

"How's 'The Great Lockdown Novel' coming along?"

In and Stay the F**k In

Fighting coronavirus

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

Lockdown

The post-COVID Honeymoon Suite

"Shush, Geoff. I'm trying to watch this."

Future massage

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

"It's 10:30. You're not even supposed to be here."

". . . And through booms, busts, and social distancing. . ."

'Hang on...are you sure lockdown is over?'