Lockdown Lover Pillows

Love in the time of Covid-19

"Three more weeks before I have to get home to Doris!"

Stay Home

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Coronavirus Romance

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

The Face Mask

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

2020 Panic Room

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Pandemic playhouse.

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"How's 'The Great Lockdown Novel' coming along?"

In and Stay the F**k In

"I've forgotten, are we social distancing, or have we had an argument?"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Fighting coronavirus

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

Lockdown

The post-COVID Honeymoon Suite

"Shush, Geoff. I'm trying to watch this."

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

Future massage

"It's 10:30. You're not even supposed to be here."

". . . And through booms, busts, and social distancing. . ."

'Hang on...are you sure lockdown is over?'

"I kinda miss lockdown."

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."