Lockdown Lovers Pillows

The Face Mask

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Coronavirus Romance

"How are we on bread?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

2020 Panic Room

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Pandemic playhouse.

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Fighting coronavirus

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

In and Stay the F**k In

"I've forgotten, are we social distancing, or have we had an argument?"

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

The post-COVID Honeymoon Suite

Lockdown

Day 42 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

"Shush, Geoff. I'm trying to watch this."

Future massage

Love in the time of Covid-19

"At least I don't have to tell him I've got a headache anymore."

"It's 10:30. You're not even supposed to be here."

"I kinda miss lockdown."

". . . And through booms, busts, and social distancing. . ."

Stay Home

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."